Since CNN has chosen to use preselected softball questions for its debates, here are some possibilities:
Reverand Sharpton, what type of hair care products do you use to maintain your pompadour?
Senator Edwards, how long does it take you to blow dry your hair?
Senator Liebermann, did you speak in a monotone as a child?
Governor Dean, I've noticed that you like to roll up your sleeves. Do you prefer to roll the sleeves with the cuffs turned inward or outward?
Senator Kerry, have you ever purchased Hunt's Ketchup?
Congressman Gephardt, do you think Tony LaRussa should be fired as the manager of the Cardinals?
General Clark, do you still wear your dog tags?
Senator Mosely Braun, why are you here?
Congressman Kucinich, if John Lennon were alive would you have him on your staff?
Last but not least, and this is for each of you, should the toilet paper face out or in?
3 comments:
"Softball" questions, Steve? "Powder puff" is more like it. I just can't get excited over the "wannabes" debates. The have NO answers - all they do is bash the President. Anyone can point out problems - few offer solutions. I agree with Barbara Bush's assessment of the Democratic candidates.
I hate to admit it--but this was very funny.
Here's one more, Steve:
Senator Kerry: Do you REALLY use Heinz ketchup at home AND on the road?
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